I can't believe you would do something as dastardly as discriminate against the stupid and or ill-informed... [Slurps her drink and shakes her head in mock disappointment.] The Surgeon of Death strikes again.
You're still on that, huh? I don't care how many idiots you overcharge at your hypothetical Reverse Tattoo Shop, you're not gonna convince me you're that nasty!
I don't think you'd like it very much if I just bit you without warning! And on top of that, I'm none too interested in being on the receiving end of those hands of yours if I do! I've seen what they can do, and I'd like to keep all my parts intact, thank you very much.
[Never mind that she's beet red and mentally roundhouse kicking herself for leaving all these statements open to be taken in the worst way possible.]
[Does he perhaps have a plank she can talk a short walk off of? She is ready to be triple deceased.]
You-- wh-- [She's just a stuttering and sputtering, far too sober to be any kind of smooth about this recovery. Not only was she right, it's somehow worse than she thought!! She's Getting Got! He's got her cornered! And she knows there is no way to get out of this without making a mess. So a mess, she will make.]
...I. [Cannot believe she is going to say this.] ...am less familiar with the good or nice things your hands are capable of. That being said, I'm sure they are very good at things! Like, um. Surgery! And... sword fighting?
...Wait, didn't you say you do surgery with your sword...
[Her internal Fearless says "Oh no, he's gonna explore your guts with his tool..." and she hates herself for thinking that way, but hates Fearless more for putting that way of thinking into her head in the first place! She's going to smack him later. He won't know why, but he will know he deserved it.
Very pointedly keeping her focus on or near his face (the smirking is making it very difficult to maintain that focus, though) just so she can avoid looking where her mind wants to wander.]
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on 2024-07-05 01:42 am (UTC)Nah, I left that to professionals. I'd probably be better at removing them than inking them, anyway.
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on 2024-07-05 01:45 am (UTC)[She smiles and points out the one on the back of his hand.]
What's this one mean?
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on 2024-07-05 01:46 am (UTC)What do you mean "better at removing them"?!
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on 2024-07-05 02:20 am (UTC)[He nods toward the hand she's holding]
That one's a stylized compass rose.
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on 2024-07-05 04:38 am (UTC)no subject
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on 2024-07-06 03:00 pm (UTC)Nooo, that's so mean!
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on 2024-07-07 02:32 am (UTC)It's their own fault for not doing proper research before getting a tattoo.
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on 2024-07-07 03:52 am (UTC)no subject
on 2024-07-07 03:59 am (UTC)[He smirks and takes a swig of beer.]
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on 2024-07-07 04:03 am (UTC)You're still on that, huh? I don't care how many idiots you overcharge at your hypothetical Reverse Tattoo Shop, you're not gonna convince me you're that nasty!
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on 2024-07-07 04:26 am (UTC)[He huffs and shrugs.]
So, any more tattoo questions?
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on 2024-07-07 05:25 am (UTC)[Rolls her eyes and crosses one leg over the other, looking him over.]
The ones on your forearms. What're those about?
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on 2024-07-07 09:19 pm (UTC)[He rotates his arm to better show the forearm tattoo.]
Those... are mostly there because the space needed filling and the design looked good. It's based on a modified compass rose in a sun symbol.
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on 2024-07-07 09:59 pm (UTC)I don't think you'd like it very much if I just bit you without warning! And on top of that, I'm none too interested in being on the receiving end of those hands of yours if I do! I've seen what they can do, and I'd like to keep all my parts intact, thank you very much.
[Never mind that she's beet red and mentally roundhouse kicking herself for leaving all these statements open to be taken in the worst way possible.]
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on 2024-07-07 11:55 pm (UTC)You're the one who keeps insisting I'm such a good guy. Why are you suddenly saying I can't do nice things with my hands?
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on 2024-07-08 01:06 am (UTC)You-- wh-- [She's just a stuttering and sputtering, far too sober to be any kind of smooth about this recovery. Not only was she right, it's somehow worse than she thought!! She's Getting Got! He's got her cornered! And she knows there is no way to get out of this without making a mess. So a mess, she will make.]
...I. [Cannot believe she is going to say this.] ...am less familiar with the good or nice things your hands are capable of. That being said, I'm sure they are very good at things! Like, um. Surgery! And... sword fighting?
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on 2024-07-09 03:18 am (UTC)[That smirk's not going anywhere, Seras.]
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on 2024-07-09 03:41 am (UTC)...Wait, didn't you say you do surgery with your sword...
[Her internal Fearless says "Oh no, he's gonna explore your guts with his tool..." and she hates herself for thinking that way, but hates Fearless more for putting that way of thinking into her head in the first place! She's going to smack him later. He won't know why, but he will know he deserved it.
Very pointedly keeping her focus on or near his face (the smirking is making it very difficult to maintain that focus, though) just so she can avoid looking where her mind wants to wander.]
You sure are in a mood tonight, aren't you...